So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
handjob tips. give me some.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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