He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm passing your future prison.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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