Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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