HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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