I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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