I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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