Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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