first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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