I just saw a hot homeless man
i will never coherently bang her
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
where are my eyebrows?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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