scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
