is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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