Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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