Your tits are I can't wait for
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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