Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
