There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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