No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
