You really coming over, don't trick.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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