i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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