he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
nutella sex= disaster
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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