how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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