Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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