i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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