Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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