I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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