he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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