Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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