Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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