so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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