End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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