I just cut my nipple shaving
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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