Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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