just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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