Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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