i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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