belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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