Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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