found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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