Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
