just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
