Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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