I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
