You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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