I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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