are you so shy because you have an std?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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