Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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