What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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