I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Is it penis luge time yet?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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