im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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