I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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