This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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