Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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