Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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