you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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