i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Farmville is her only friend.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Terrible idea I love it
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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