I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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